Gained the powers of Nick Fury
YES.
Became the boss of Iron Man
Does this make me the new owner of Stark Industries and Tony has become my PepperBound for life to…CAPTAIN AMERICA!??? NOOOOO! HE’S A GROUCHY OLD MAAAAN!
“Showered with the Chitauri.”
No…This is the opposite of what I wanted. D’:HAD BABIES WITH NICK FURY
THEY WERE CONCEIVED IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EXPLOSION ON THE BACK OF HIS ROCKET POWERED MOTORCYCLE WHILE WE WERE FIGHTING ALIENS
Isolated on an island with Hawkeye.
Yes.
Became the sidekick of Erik Selvig.
Science?
Is worshipped by Captain America.
Yes. Yes this is acceptable. Yes I will have him carry me everywhere. Yes okay good yes.
Went to the beach with Phil Coulson…WHERE WE HAD AN AVENGERS FANGASM PARTY. WHO ALL IS COMIN’ WITH US?
Is hugging the hulk XD



